Rob

Name: rob (sir charles henryk) trader stanikowski
D.O.B: 9/4/1987
5 Favourite Bands: the strokes, the kings of leon (daddy the drummer), stone roses, jetplane landing, and rilo kiley, i love their music and jenny lewis.
Reccommend a few new bands: ambulance ltd (really has grown on me), art brut.
Book: the howard marks, book of dope stories, probably the only book i'll ever read. its really quite educating aswell and amusing.
Radio Stations: 104.9 xfm, magic??, bbc radio 2.
Magazine: vice, that issue on the drugs really educated me. and it said that being sick was fashionable. and its free!
If you were a cartoon character who would you be?: scooby doo, he gets all the fun and he hangs out with dapne. and he eats a lot of junk food and he doesn't get fat, and free scooby snacks!
A song to be played at your funeral: for my real death i would have "the scientist" by coldplay. it's so damn sad it would make everyone cry, and maybe if chris martin was still alive he could perform it live, add areal atmosphere.
for my fake death, i would have "i am the resurrection" by the stone roses, then i would do a jesus christ and become resurrected, maybe, but that would be cool.
A song for your first dance at your wedding: "itchicoo park" by the small faces. something fun and happy, and something i could probably look stupid to by dancing to it.
or "this old heart of mine (is weak for you)" isley brothers, short and sweet just for the occasion, but i would have to wait until that day i guess.
Your first memory as a child: i've told loads of people this but i can't really remember anything from yesterday let alone when i was a child, but there was this one time when my mum went to the phillipines for 6 weeks, and it was 6 weeks of hell for me, my dad, and my brother. i remember when i had a microwavable meal and it was mostly grubby vegies which i couldn't eat or most probably didn't want to, my dad wouldn't let me leave the table unless i ate the vegetables, so i sat there for ages just looking at my plate (probably 1 1/2 hrs), until i came up with a quality plan. i stuffed the vegies into my pocket, i remember it being so slimy and squigy? it was fucking disgusting but back then i would do anything to not eat vegetables but this was a new low, my dad was impressed but little did he know. i went to the garden and just turned my pockets inside out, it dripped slowly down my leg, the bits at the bottom of my pockets i just managed to dig up and chuck out into the garden, i decided then on i would just eat my vegetables than do that again, because its easier. lesson learned.
Sexiest ever female: lisa snowdon, i've just got a thing for her
Sexiest ever male: liam gallagher
A few adjectives on yourself: dopey, happy, happy go lucky, fun, pickey, fit, unfit, nick valensi wannabe, can't drive, no money most of the time, lazy, happy.


2 Comments:
That must have taken him years to think up and write!
One of the best stories ever, I bet he was a right cheeky git when he was younger!
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